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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7771) - you deserved it (52066)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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And you didn't have sense enough to use ANYTHING up until now? YDI.

#2 - On 09/16/2012 at 1:16pm by gc327072

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Too late . Congrats!

#1 - On 09/16/2012 at 1:16pm by sarah6786

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