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Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML
Why the hell would that be your first reaction? "Somebody tapped my shoulder - I'm gonna punch their nuts!"
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