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Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6001) - you deserved it (29118)

On 09/15/2012 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Why the hell would that be your first reaction? "Somebody tapped my shoulder - I'm gonna punch their nuts!"

#2 - On 09/15/2012 at 8:57pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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You're way too paranoid

#1 - On 09/15/2012 at 8:55pm by Lucious306

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