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Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7922) - you deserved it (43264)

On 09/15/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Rowan Curry - United States (California)

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It's okay, I'll look for you

#1 - On 09/15/2012 at 1:48pm by akou616

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They're not going after to you because they know you'll be back when it's dinner time.

#4 - On 09/15/2012 at 1:51pm by Dblocker

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