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Today, the gas company came to connect our stove for free. While here, they broke our hot water heater, shut it off, and issued us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back for another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14264) - you deserved it (860)

On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Cold showers build character and rid the mind of perverted thoughts.

#3 - On 09/15/2012 at 6:14am by perdix

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If they broke it, they have to fix it for free, and do it right. It's legal code for them to. (i do these things for a living)..Otherwise you'd win in a court case if it happens to cost you a few grand. Water heaters are quite expensive. So give them a warning or something.

#8 - On 09/15/2012 at 6:37am by Evaloscity

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