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Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML

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Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

#3 - On 09/12/2012 at 3:15am by dmblonde

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Better than no lap dance..

#2 - On 09/12/2012 at 3:14am by thisgirlysfml

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