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Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6869) - you deserved it (24488)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)

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When one way didn't work you didn't naturally try a different way?

#3 - On 09/06/2012 at 6:03am by kingotter

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That's why you have to violently try to turn the knob. Like you need to get in. And you hope that it will open.

#5 - On 09/06/2012 at 6:05am by cawoods

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