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Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6365) - you deserved it (20177)

On 09/04/2012 at 6:02pm - misc - by CantPublish - United States

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Did they instinctively smack your face?

#7 - On 09/05/2012 at 3:18am by sensoon15

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Ydi all the way. Even if it was a bug, wouldn't you just tell them they have a bug on their knee?

#3 - On 09/05/2012 at 3:14am by hwkfan1

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