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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20007) - you deserved it (2370)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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does he get a family discount now?

#6 - On 09/04/2012 at 1:00pm by one11oh

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Maybe he can hook you up with the good stuff

#1 - On 09/04/2012 at 12:56pm by chilearmy123

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