Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14504) - you deserved it (1806)
On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)
FastFoodWaiter's life also sucksToday, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and…
Loserbot also deserved itToday, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Right as she orgasmed, she screamed out…
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
#1 - On 09/04/2012 at 3:04am by boating_guy
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+128 | 30
Everything should have its own theme song.
#4 - On 09/04/2012 at 3:06am by GovernorGeneral
+126 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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