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Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17565) - you deserved it (941)

On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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Old people just don't seem to give a fuck these days.

#4 - On 08/31/2012 at 3:20am by theslimshadylp

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Now that's a sticky situation

#1 - On 08/31/2012 at 3:16am by omfg_creepers

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