Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31449) - you deserved it (2450)
On 08/30/2012 at 4:04am - misc - by freaked out - Canada (Alberta)
DamnTornadoAlley's life also sucksToday, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings…
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
#2 - On 08/30/2012 at 10:02am by Thale
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+297 | 8
That's just creepy :3
#1 - On 08/30/2012 at 10:01am by vic55jets
+203 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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