Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
by freaked out / 08/30/2012 at 4:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
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Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
#2 - On 08/30/2012 at 10:02am by Thale
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That's just creepy :3
#1 - On 08/30/2012 at 10:01am by vic55jets
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