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Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML


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On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

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And that is why we don't drop babies.

#1 - On 08/23/2012 at 3:14am by krazyapples9

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Today, I had to explain to my 18 year old brother why babies do not drown in amniotic fluid.
I share your pain, OP.

#6 - On 08/23/2012 at 3:24am by mintcar

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