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Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9762) - you deserved it (4427)

On 08/21/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by mr_flarpin (man) - United States (Maine)

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Well there's a child in all of us. Some more than others.

#4 - On 08/22/2012 at 3:05am by SupmyLover

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My 3 yr old doesn't know how to work them (the covers that go on a door knob) but he knows how to take it completely off, open the door, then put it back on. I'm not sure if I should be impressed or upset! I still have a hard time getting them on/off but have figured out how to work it while on... 0_o

#22 - On 08/22/2012 at 4:10am by usnwife

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