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Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML
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I recommend that you sleep with mace in your hand and a bat under your bed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014