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Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5814) - you deserved it (43818)

On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)

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That's just disgusting..

#2 - On 08/08/2012 at 12:55pm by Sunako

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What a disgusting habit. You deserve the contempt of your peers.

#3 - On 08/08/2012 at 12:55pm by Welshite

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