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Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
You, like a shit, just needed to get out of her
Ah, asshole relatives... Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016