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Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20335) - you deserved it (2012)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:04pm - misc - by Alisha - United States (Virginia)

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You, like a shit, just needed to get out of her

#8 - On 08/07/2012 at 4:57pm by Helloilike_lacro

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Ah, asshole relatives... Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

#10 - On 08/07/2012 at 4:58pm by MURIKKA

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