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Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14465) - you deserved it (1080)

On 08/07/2012 at 2:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Better than going to her funeral knowing that you could've made a difference. Be proud that you made the right decision.

#2 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:04am by StackedDeck

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"Stop it mom, you're embarrassing me..."
"Ermahgerd! Cer Keeeeeeeez!"

#3 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:06am by andyyroxx

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+88 | 18

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