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Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19242) - you deserved it (6245)

On 08/07/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by Marcowalker95 - United States (California)

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Don't take that kind of advice from a cashier at a gas station.

#2 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:03am by Nymphetamatrix

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Sonic can be a touchy subject...

#1 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:01am by Minna

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