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Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and asked, "Mom, why are we so poor?" I replied, in a sweet motherly tone "Honey, we're not poor." She then asked, "Then why do you dress like we are poor?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36384) - you deserved it (5293)

On 05/16/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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