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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML

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On 07/13/2012 at 10:36am - misc - by shorty4 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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that's kind of adorable, actually. But was he being too loud that he was disrupting peace or maybe you're just a bit embarrassed?

#1 - On 07/13/2012 at 12:42pm by ireply_wlyrics

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You sound really saur about this, and you may think he Rex your day. Dino it may be embarrassing, but if you steg with him, you may have some fun.

This was a bit of a stretch...sorry.

#6 - On 07/13/2012 at 12:52pm by DocBastard

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