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Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4067) - you deserved it (39390)

On 07/09/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by jillie minaj (woman) - United States

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Alright, let's go ahead and get you right out of society. There we go.

#11 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:56pm by speshlk37

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You're really a winner, aren't you?

#4 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:51pm by Lilaxx

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