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Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML
Alright, let's go ahead and get you right out of society. There we go.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014