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Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (3575)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

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Epic Win. Hands down.

#2 - On 07/07/2012 at 9:48am by StormfrontX33

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Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)

#1 - On 07/07/2012 at 9:47am by Elovena

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