Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23766) - you deserved it (2625)
On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)
Dammit's life also sucksToday, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
ouch also deserved itToday, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty…
Epic Win. Hands down.
#2 - On 07/07/2012 at 9:48am by StormfrontX33
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+749 | 12
Wow, at least you don't have to worry about a burglar. :)
#1 - On 07/07/2012 at 9:47am by Elovena
+303 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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