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Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17796) - you deserved it (6814)

On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

Dammit's life also sucks
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me…

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You poor, naive, innocent soul.

...What a lucky pickpocket.

#4 - On 07/07/2012 at 5:55am by TheFamilyElf

See in context

+153 | 17

I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

#12 - On 07/07/2012 at 6:00am by HonestTruth

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+87 | 5

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