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Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (9537)

On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

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You poor, naive, innocent soul.

...What a lucky pickpocket.

#4 - On 07/07/2012 at 5:55am by TheFamilyElf

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I have no words besides these: Look at my avatar.

#12 - On 07/07/2012 at 6:00am by HonestTruth

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