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Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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On 07/05/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by Oh dear (woman) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (Saint George)

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It's things like that, that make me not want to use public bathrooms.

#1 - On 07/06/2012 at 3:21am by StarWolf111

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Come on girl, don't you know by now to check out the TP situation before you squat? Things like this are why my ass clenches up like a steel trap in most public restrooms. Even when I pee, I perch. Okay, sharing time's over... OP, ask your next-stall neighbor for help next time perhaps? Pee-ople can be such dicks (sorry, I had to!)

#7 - On 07/06/2012 at 3:29am by PrincessPesa

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