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Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML

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On 07/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by Dreamer (man) - United States (California)

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Try and talk to the lawyer before the trial starts.

#3 - On 07/03/2012 at 6:23am by zantic33

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And this is why, as a forensic scientist, I hate it when courts use eyewitnesses.....it's upsetting. Really. Just tell the courts that you no longer can remember what happened. Don't make crap up and say you still do. That's when innocent people are convicted.

#15 - On 07/03/2012 at 6:55am by Corrupt_waffles

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