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Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4738) - you deserved it (13159)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by rs (woman) - Egypt

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You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...

#2 - On 06/30/2012 at 8:13pm by speshlk37

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HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....

#5 - On 06/30/2012 at 8:17pm by flockz

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