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Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22999) - you deserved it (1267)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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I honestly would've punched him.

#1 - On 06/29/2012 at 2:57am by CrassKal

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He sounds pissed.. ;)

#2 - On 06/29/2012 at 2:57am by jordantiner

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