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Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40522) - you deserved it (2939)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

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I hope you had a key, or else it'd be like a double whammy.

#6 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:05pm by manoverboard

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I'm amazed that people leave comments like: get over it, there are people who have it way worse than you blah blah blah... I you think that way, then sure, any FML could be debated as: "you shouldn't complain, there are starving kids in Africa that have way worse problems than yours..." But then it would make that website pointless, wouldn't it?
Anyway, to the author of that FML, I hope you did have a key :-)

#24 - On 05/16/2009 at 10:38pm by Rosinha

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