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Today, I got home from college. Since I haven't seen my parents in almost a year I sorta expected them to come meet me/pick me up at the airport. Nope. What did I get instead? A text from my dad saying, "I hope you have a key." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38644) - you deserved it (2754)

On 05/16/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

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I hope you had a key, or else it'd be like a double whammy.

#6 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:05pm by manoverboard

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maybe they were planning a surprise welcome home party for you?

#5 - On 05/16/2009 at 8:05pm by cineturtle

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