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Today, I entered my first professional fight as a mixed martial artist. It's been my dream to become a UFC champion one day. All I do is train and watch UFC fights all day. I was out cold in a matter of seconds. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11886) - you deserved it (23680)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by yeah - United States

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You need to do a training montage.

Perhaps "Eye of the tiger" would be a good song choice to go with it.

#2 - On 06/22/2012 at 2:59am by SkoomaKi

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Practice more instead of watching UFC, you'll get better. :)

#7 - On 06/22/2012 at 3:00am by MGSPOP

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