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Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15116) - you deserved it (2281)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:27pm - misc - by punchedhelper (woman) - United States (New York)

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I guess you should have waited for an answer.

#2 - On 06/21/2012 at 2:54am by Goatinsfriend

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+84 | 7

Next time, make sure you get a response before picking up a strangers' bags

#4 - On 06/21/2012 at 2:56am by sexaaydino

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+37 | 14

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