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Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13214) - you deserved it (1033)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States

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happy father's day!

#2 - On 06/18/2012 at 3:03am by astoryofroses

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What would possess him to do that? Like seriously? How is that even a good joke?

#6 - On 06/18/2012 at 3:08am by lajaynay

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