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Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19509) - you deserved it (2137)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13pm - misc - by sopissed - United States (Maryland)

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Keep your pimp hand strong.

#5 - On 06/13/2012 at 6:29pm by happle

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I'm sure he couldn't hold it against you! After all, beating your passengers doesn't make you a bad driver...

#6 - On 06/13/2012 at 6:29pm by strawberrywine22

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