Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17311) - you deserved it (1230)
On 06/13/2012 at 8:29am - misc - by brokeass - United States
eww's life also sucksToday, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in…
idontgetit also deserved itToday, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't…
That's when you kill it and throw it at the windshield of his car.
#6 - On 06/13/2012 at 10:27am by StanSmith
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+57 | 8
Landlords just don't listen these days.
#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 10:26am by enchi999
+52 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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