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Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32412) - you deserved it (2356)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

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should have smoked it. at least then it'd be worth getting grounded for.

#2 - On 06/02/2012 at 5:58am by tony1891

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I tried smoking weed once when I was a little kid, then I found out that there were two kinds of "weed" and I had the wrong kind.

#3 - On 06/02/2012 at 6:00am by xFluttershy

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