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Today, I met up with my dad after having worked abroad for the past six months. Apparently, during that time he's had a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because he's now some sort of hippie calling himself "Memnoch of Pleiades". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17710) - you deserved it (1723)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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The hell does that mean? O.o

#2 - On 05/30/2012 at 7:26pm by stevenJB

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Memnoch of Pleiades probably sounds much better when you're tripping on Acid

#7 - On 05/30/2012 at 7:28pm by Pentium_4

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