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Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22275) - you deserved it (2454)

On 05/30/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

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She got balls..

#1 - On 05/30/2012 at 4:37pm by imseksie

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Apparently that was strike three.

#2 - On 05/30/2012 at 4:37pm by Il_Maestro

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