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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27269) - you deserved it (1966)

On 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm - misc - by hitnmiss66 (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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yep your dads a prick

#1 - On 05/28/2012 at 3:00am by I_Punch_Babies

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If you really wanted to shock your dad, you should have replied "Nah he doesn't need one. He prefers to wear the collar himself."

#5 - On 05/28/2012 at 3:01am by Il_Maestro

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