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Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by stupidity (woman) - Switzerland (Geneve)

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...Even if you did do it right, it still wouldn't make you look 'cool'.

#2 - On 05/25/2012 at 7:32pm by TeaCakes

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"trying to look cool": The universal YDI phrase.

#10 - On 05/25/2012 at 7:35pm by FMLshark

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