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Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17918) - you deserved it (1471)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:19am - misc - by slayerdeath - United States (Indiana)

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Love hurts.

#3 - On 05/20/2012 at 5:57am by FMLshark

See in context

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Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

#1 - On 05/20/2012 at 5:55am by officeradvil

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+75 | 8

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