By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
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officeradvil 8

Well sir, that is indeed unfortunate. I hope her dad is a dentist.

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GDIalex 11

Next time YOU go in for oral sex too fast and break HER front tooth.

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pdp_fml 21

Your girlfriend must have been very horny! ( my wife said that)

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bassnectar_fml 0

yeah he does click to see his profile . then read his bio .

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DomDomxoxo 16

46: Welcome to FML! Before commenting this, you should've checked yourself.

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ambowew 7

Totally imagined her diving in like a shark on some helpless mammal.

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little_one 20

I imagine the scene from 40 year old virgin when she's sucking on his toe and kicks her in the face. Lips and teeth mashing could be a little gory.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

ive had a girl accidentally miss my lips and kiss my teeth once but i think youve got me beat there. FYL

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emstar828 4

This totally sounds like something I would do. That sucks OP. =/

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lady1992 5

How the hell did that even happen .?! Was her face made out of metal.?! o_O

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