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Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

#8 - On 05/18/2012 at 5:14pm by imseksie

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Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

#13 - On 05/18/2012 at 5:18pm by SkoomaKi

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