By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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imseksie 0

What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

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SkoomaKi 27

Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

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Needafarm 22

I hope that doesn't mean that he might have a thing for boys or girls who look like boys. ugh.

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Calyx_fml 21

So did you wear them? Tiny ******* are hot!

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ganjaone 2

I bet u're still beautiful. Screw that asshole

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furion89 0

Hey look at it this way...he's still with you even though your flat-chested..that has to mean something

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fairydust91 2

Kick him in the balls. He deserves it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Aww look, a Douchebag with no consideration for a woman's feelings.

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HahaYDI 0

How could anyone on the planet be stupid enough to say something like that? That's essentially a death wish lol

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thatoneguy79 10

With somewhere around 300 billion people on this rock, there is some stupid enough to do most anything.

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selenathesinger 0

Awww that's horrible dump his mudda effin a**

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