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Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22726) - you deserved it (1636)

On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States

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Could have been worse if he had decided to get creative with his iPhone.

#2 - On 05/17/2012 at 6:04am by ClosetTroll

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So it went well, I take it?

#1 - On 05/17/2012 at 6:04am by llamafish

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