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Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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Do you always moan when your boyfriend eats out?

Giggity

#7 - On 05/16/2012 at 5:17pm by zingline89

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Well that was an interesting move on your part haha :)

#1 - On 05/16/2012 at 5:14pm by PlutoPrincess222

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