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Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33565) - you deserved it (2462)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by ballerphilip23 (man) - Austria (Wien)

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someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

#2 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:39pm by fedora_fan13

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Shoulda slapped a ho.

#7 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:58pm by genius_man16

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