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Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML

I agree, your life sucks (25247) - you deserved it (1504)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by ballerphilip23 (man) - Austria (Wien)

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