Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML
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fedora_fan13 0

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

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Sasori_fml 0

Tell her to not flater her self u had somthin in your eye and u wouldnt even look once at an ugly bitch like her who thinks shes sexy

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Sasori_fml 0

Tell her to not flater her self u had somthin in your eye and u wouldnt even look once at an ugly bitch like her who thinks shes sexy

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starry_eyed4 0

wow #13 is so right. sorry about that bitch. bad representation of us females.

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Dogmaw 0

Most of us never have the right response when we need it. :( Let the skanky bitch get on with her miserable, shallow existence.

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Petorious09 0

sorry about that, hopefully that self centered **** goblin dies soon or at least gets an STD.

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fuckintruck 0

Wow all you people with tht serious comments and shit need to chill allthough u shoulda kicked her in her pussy works everytime. Foot might get stuck but you'll b fine ;)

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Lpjz2 0

U shud of said lookin in the mirror again and if she said I'm looking at you u ugly basterd u shud say that's not a very nice way to talk abbout your mother

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