Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12031) - you deserved it (24704) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France
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JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.
#2 - On 05/09/2012 at 2:42am by mnurfles
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+366 | 14
Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.
#1 - On 05/09/2012 at 2:41am by xXxdeluxexXx
+312 | 5
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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