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Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12854) - you deserved it (25999) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.

#2 - On 05/09/2012 at 2:42am by mnurfles

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Rule #331 Do not take food from a womans plate.

#1 - On 05/09/2012 at 2:41am by xXxdeluxexXx

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