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Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21738) - you deserved it (5240)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

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Blood on ur face,
You big disgrace,
Kickin ur can all over the face

#3 - On 05/07/2012 at 12:28pm by qwaszxwesdxc

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At least you're not a complete ass? Small victories.

#2 - On 05/07/2012 at 12:28pm by thekimberlypan

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