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Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
Blood on ur face,
You big disgrace,
Kickin ur can all over the face
At least you're not a complete ass? Small victories.
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