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"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
F your life, OP.
Time to go all out, assassin style.
Your weapons: your mom, the flower bouquet, high heel shoes, and a bunch of angry screaming brides maids!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015