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Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23202) - you deserved it (1674)

On 05/04/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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She doesn't deserve a gift if she doesn't even trust you

#2 - On 05/04/2012 at 11:32pm by ForeverYoung1D

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Your wife must not trust you :/ Sorry OP

#1 - On 05/04/2012 at 11:32pm by MsSoulReaper

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